Are these two together yet? You know she flipped her like a motherfuckin pancake.
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
Is this cauliflower
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some of the people on my dash i just assume are their icons bc i’ve never seen their pics so it’s like “oh look gandalf is up late bloggin again”
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Puts on suit and Google some fanfiction
DO NOT READ GAME OF THRONES
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
"The Flicking Candle Company"
lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.
bless the followers who tolerate your 95% fandom posts that aren’t even their fandom
Yasssss betch I got a shout out!
@camila_cabello: be very careful in these halls. some guy in an American t shirt is always photobombing. @thevampsbrad
Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?
Can’t tell if his family is rich or if he has a rich sugar daddy
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